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remember when britney did the nazi salute on national television 

remember when britney did the nazi salute on national television 

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Friend: ”We’re all going out this weekend, you wanna-“

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mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

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lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

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